are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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