Fine. I'll sleep in my office
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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