so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just found puke in my bra..
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Drake has all the answers
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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