I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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