Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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