don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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