That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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