Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I am naked and annoyed.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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