redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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