I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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