WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
zippers are such a cool invention
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
where does the pee come out of this thing
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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