margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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