it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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