Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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