This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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