i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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