Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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