I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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