there was a trapeze. enough said
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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