I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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