but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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