How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
