I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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