Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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