Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?