Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?