the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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