my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Enjoy the penises
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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