exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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