I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
