She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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