awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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