when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He? As in you personified your dick?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize