Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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