Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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