i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You ruined the universe
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