help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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