I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
