How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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