You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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