we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Randomize
