This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
you will always have a special place in my vag
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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