Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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