Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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