Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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