all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
A+ Viking dick
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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