I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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