with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
This house was built for laser tag.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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