if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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