Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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