i just google imaged poop.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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