So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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