i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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