He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
