We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
