please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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