talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been