i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.